Things in Hidden Spaces
Parody by JENNY TALIA
Blame it all on the booze
And your shitty mood
For helping me to see the light
We were the last ones to show
And the first ones to go
Cause you got drunk
And we had a fight
And no I didn’t mean
To cause a big scene
When I threw my glass of champagne
Right in you face
Said. “Hey get outta my space!”
Hope I never see you again
‘Cause I’ve got things in hidden spaces
And you’ll never find my hiding places
For my special toys
That bring me joy
‘Cause I’m not big on porno movies
And the other things you like to do
Cause I’ve got things in hidden spaces
Well I guess I was right
When I left you that night
‘Cause I haven’t stopped smiling since then
Got my bag of tricks
Full of dildos and dicks
Who said diamonds are a girl’s best friend?
‘Cause piled under my bed
And stacked back in the shed
I’ve got gadgets that’d make you blush
They get me so high
Bring a tear your eye
Ain’t no man I know – can match that rush
CHORUS
So I’ll be OK
Now you’ve gone away