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yes please

I saw this on DLISTED

And my pants now have a little wee on them

THAT’S how excited this made me

Read that again peeps

HOLDS A FULL BOTTLE OF WINE!

So that’s like, pour ONE drink

Get on FACEBOOK or TWITTER

Write inappropriate things that you can’t be held responsible for

Cause DUH, you’ve had a whole bottle of WINE to yourself

And your night is made

And for those of you thinking, awesome – now I know what to get the old Jennsta for Christmas

You’re too late

I already ordered mine

Although….it never hurts to have a spare

You know, for all the times that I finish a glass (or is that bottle?)

And am too tipsy to remember where I put it

Or for when I’m drunk as a mofo and do a face plant

And break the fucker


One Response to “yes please”

  1. Curvy Jane Says:

    You would also not be lying when you tell the Police Officer that you “only had 1 glass of wine”. :)

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