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ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Not sure if it’s made much of a blip on the international news radar
But here in Australia
We’ve got ourselves a new Prime Minister
There wasn’t an election
So, the people of Australia, didn’t vote for our new Prime Minister
We just kind of ‘swapped’ him for his Deputy Prime Misister
Their political Party, the Labour party, decided that our Prime Minister (up until last night) Kevin Rudd, wasn’t up to scratch
So they ousted him

Staged a revolt
Kicked him to the curb
He even cried in his departing speech
Ah, the kill or be killed mentality of politics
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So Julia Gillard got the job

She’s unmarried
Not born in Australia
Has no kids
These things, I think, would be sure to NOT get her the job in other countries
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The next election will decide if the Australian people are up for her style of Politics
No one seems bothered by the fact that she’s a woman
Our first ever female Prime Minister
The fact that she is a ranga has red hair
IS going to take some getting used to though
The jokes have already started
And I’m think I might even write a song for her

I will, from now on, refer to her as PM BEAKER
For obvious reasons

Now, where’s my guitar?
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June 24th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Man – I just totally spat my chardonnay across the room!! I have linked (you knew I would!)

BB
June 24th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Hahaha BEAKER! LOVE IT!
I have yet to hear any of the jokes
Honestly I don’t care that she’s a women I think she’s just as bad as Kev >_<
June 24th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
ra-ra-ra-ra-rangas…turn and change the game…ra-ra-rangas…don’t want to be a bitch but man…ra-ra-ra-rangas…
You’re gonna have a good time writing that one…
PM Beaker…I like it!
June 25th, 2010 at 12:18 am
That makes me happy – that you spat your wine out!
I mean, I totally hope you didn’t get it on anything, like the carpet or something valuable. Although it IS white wine, and that shouldn’t stain. Unlike the red stuff that I am ALWAYS
spillingdrinkingEither way, the idea of you busting out laughing…it makes me HAPPY BB! x
June 25th, 2010 at 12:50 am
My teenage daughter who is in Perth on holiday told me about this last night when I called her.. I was like they got a ranga for Prime Minister lol.. I recall the last PM to be ousted was Gough Whitlam.. and yes I feel old saying that..
June 25th, 2010 at 6:21 am
She also could be a Vulcan. Spock’s older sister perhaps? Now Prime Minster of your country. Very logical choice. (it’s hard to be so cool and loser-y all at the same time)
June 25th, 2010 at 7:27 am
Male / female Liberal / labour who cares They are all just as bad as each other. We vote, we get a policician so we are screwed every way. You can see why she is single. A red hearded ranga with ears like dumbo and a nose like big bird. Gee Australia is in good shape now. She said she will not move into the prime ministers offical house until she is elected by the people of Australia. Suppose it would be a waste of time moving in now and moving out when we have a election in March anyway.
June 25th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Sounds like the USA, their pres. wasn’t born in the USA, he is NOT “black” & no one really likes him either! lol
June 26th, 2010 at 2:08 am
http://www.lansmash.com/sites/default/files/red-head-redemption.jpg
Found one
(It’s a parody on the game Red Dead Redemption for those who didn’t know)
June 26th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
BEAKER….I shouldn’t have a comment being from the fucked up US but I do! BEAKER looks like a gecko! Not even Drop Bear quality! The Diaper Party I tell you! “Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason.”
— Mark Twain