THESE BOOBS

Parody by JENNY TALIA

You keep sayin’ that I look so pretty

You keep sayin’ that I look so hot

You say I’m all you look for in a woman

Playing cool but cool is one thing you’re not

‘Cause these boobs don’t do the talking

That’s one thing they don’t do

So fuck off mate before I pour

This drink all over you…

Mate

You keep trying all your best lines on me

Like great legs… what time do they stay open to?…Huh!

You’ve been dribblin’ shit since you first got here

And no dickhead me Dad don’t own a brewery

And these boobs don’t do the talking

That’s one thing they don’t do

So fuck off mate before I

Crake this bottle over you…Mate

Buyin’ shooters for me tryin’ to get me plastered

And not once have you looked me in the eye

Thinkin’ you’re a chance to get into my panties

But they’ll only fit one arsehole at a time

‘Cause these boobs don’t do the talking

That’s one thing they don’t do

So fuck off mate before I sic the bouncer

Onto you…

Are you ready Boobs?

Let’s do the talking’

Security!!

Maaate

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