THESE BOOBS
THESE BOOBS
Parody by JENNY TALIA
You keep sayin’ that I look so pretty
You keep sayin’ that I look so hot
You say I’m all you look for in a woman
Playing cool but cool is one thing you’re not
‘Cause these boobs don’t do the talking
That’s one thing they don’t do
So fuck off mate before I pour
This drink all over you…
Mate
You keep trying all your best lines on me
Like great legs… what time do they stay open to?…Huh!
You’ve been dribblin’ shit since you first got here
And no dickhead me Dad don’t own a brewery
And these boobs don’t do the talking
That’s one thing they don’t do
So fuck off mate before I
Crake this bottle over you…Mate
Buyin’ shooters for me tryin’ to get me plastered
And not once have you looked me in the eye
Thinkin’ you’re a chance to get into my panties
But they’ll only fit one arsehole at a time
‘Cause these boobs don’t do the talking
That’s one thing they don’t do
So fuck off mate before I sic the bouncer
Onto you…
Are you ready Boobs?
Let’s do the talking’
Security!!
Maaate
