THE BLONDE SONG
THE BLONDE SONG
By JENNY TALIA
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
I don’t ride wild horses any more
Nearly killed myself the last time that I did
‘Til the man ran from the store and to my rescue
Unplugged the power and said that horses ride’s just for kids
Got an F for sex on my drivers license
And VW’s the only car that I can spell
And I’ve learned to figure out what day it is each mornin’
By the colour of my birth control pills
And I don’t care if people say I’m stupid or I’m dumb
I’m just blonde
Don’t need excuses I’m just blonde
They say brunettes and redheads are smarter
But there’s more to being blonde than you might think
And while I’ve never learned the recipe for ice cubes
I don’t believe I’ve ever paid for drinks
My boss said don’t put postage stamps on emails
And paint white-out on mistakes on the PC screen
And he asked me not bother takin’ lunch breaks any more
He said it takes too long to retrain me again
And I don’t care if people say I’m stupid or I’m dumb
I’m just blonde
Don’t need excuses I’m just blonde
Some say blondes like me are always easy
And we’ll do anything for any man
I’m more fussy and a little more particular than that
Just as long as they all play in the same team
So being blonde didn’t make me mentally retarded
Or easy or offended ‘cause I’m not
And to prove it I’m gonna tell you the best blonde joke that I know
I’d like to…but I forgot
And I don’t care if people say I’m stupid or I’m dumb
I’m just blonde
Don’t need excuses
I’m just blonde
