Dedication Meaning: wholly committed to something, as to an ideal, political cause, or personal goal What are you dedicated to? Your
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OK – they’re done All the lyrics, from all four of my albums, are now up here on the site
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A little over a year ago I went to the doctor for my anal anual visit It was the usual
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Dear Jenny My girlfriend is pregnant and I was told that when you’re pregnant you don’t get your period. She
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Did you guys read about that South African runner? The really, really fast one? That totally looked like a dude?
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We checked into our hotel today and it’s awesome Huge, fancy and very old There’s some amazing history behind it
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Went to the hairdressers this morning You know, to get my NATURAL blonde-ness enhanced Yeah ok, I had them bleach
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OK Everyone likes free stuff Right? Right! So, I’m going to be giving away some STUFF! But wait, there’s a
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Hey YOU! I know these letters should be more formal You know, ‘to whom it may concern’ and all that
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