watch out for midgets

I’ve always liked the idea of having a dog to get me off my arse have as a walking buddy

A big dog gives you value for money in two ways

1.) He’s big – so he runs fast – making me at least get a ‘trot’ going

2.) He’s big – so he scares of potential muggers

Number 2 is only good if the muggers aren’t midgets.

Especially if those midgets are traveling in packs

In that case, the dog just lays down and lets the midgets have their way

Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy…

You’re a soft-cock