Our week in Japan for MateRock went so fast, and was full-on times a bazillion. I didn’t get time to blog on the trip,
because I was lazy and drunk a lot so I’m going to break it down over a few blogs, before I forget everything…
And yes it was
Surrounded by mountains in every direction
We decided to enjoy the view from the comfort of a paddle boat
Disguised as a pink gorilla
That’s how the classy tourists roll
We kept out distance from the others
Only because the one time we ventured close to their game or water-rugby-played-on-floating-pontoons
We got splashed big time and ended up with wet bums
such arseholes so silly sometimes
Then we felt a bit sorry for Dad
He had been in the toilet
for over an hour and missed out on coming out on our ride
So we paddled back to him and offered him a ride in our homosexual Magilla Gorilla
And opted for a
phallic symbol canoe instead
There a fewer things that look more wrong than Dad, in a canoe, on a lake in Japan, rowing himself around in circles
But even more entertaining?
Which started with a bit or reverse parking
And backseat driving from Mum
I could’ve helped them
But wanted to make sure I had the camera ready to go in case either one of them landed in the drink
Which is exactly what they’d do to me were the situation reversed
All together now….We. Are.
fucked in the head Family.
Poor little pet had quite the sweat going on once he got to dry land
But wait, there’s more….
but not yet ’cause I need to restring my guitars. Or find someone I can pay to do it for me.