This is so awesome
I totally wish I came up with this myself
Or should I say CUMMED up?
I give you
Yep, you read right
It’s a CUM COOKBOOK
I fucking LOVE this
Now I’m not going to be making any of the recipes or anything
But I’d buy it just to have a good laugh
The blurb on the website says
Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.
It’s the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life
I suppose, nothing says I LOVE YOU GRANDMA
Like a book showing her how to make her own CUMQUAT CAKES
With a side of JIZZ JUICE
But what if you’re not married?
Or you don’t have a partner?
What about lesbians? Most gay women I know would touch a penis if you paid ’em
So there’s no way they’d be lining up to taste some strangers SALTY TINGED CREAM BROULE
Is there somewhere for the penis-less chefs to get their ingredients?
100% organic orgasmic of course
You don’t have to worry about me though
If I ever did decide the whip up one of these delightful semen snacks
I have my own personal supply right here at home
Don’t I Diamond?
Hey, now there’s an idea!
I could rent Diamond out to all the single lady chefs
He’s got enough supply in his balls storage facilities there to feed the navy an army
This is going to be so cool
I love a new business venture
Wooo hooooo, I’m totally headed to Ebay to see how much a second hand ice cream truck sells for