Well, Chicago anyway

At LA airport right now, waiting for the flight to Brisbane

I’m pretty sure I got fatter they made the seats smaller since I last flew

I had the window seat

But the two dudes sitting next to me?

I feel like we’re intimately aquainted after that flight

And they may have started out as strangers

But now they’re like, totally a couple

Hope their wives are OK with that

Yeah, this is the rambling post from a sleep deprived, newly caffeinated traveler

And it’s only going to get worse

Or maybe not

I forgot the charger to my laptop

So this might be the last post for a while

Hopefully I can get hold of a new charger before my bat….FUCK!

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Just kidding

It hasn’t run out….YET!

Anyhooo

I’m off to find some twizzlers something to snack on for the long bit

Signing off from LAX for now

LAX - that’s what all the cool kids call it

Did you know there’s a reason that the word LAXative has LAX in it?

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They both smell like arse and give me the shits!

Roll on BRISVEGAS!!!

Yep, that’s me

I am a lot of things

short, freckly, totally hot

But right now, princess procrastinator would be the hat that’s glued to my head I’m wearing

Getting ready to go back to work next week after a big break

I’ve been home since the end of November

So Diamond is ready for me to get the fuck outta here it’s time to get my shit together

About a month before I start touring I compile the big list

I’m a list nut

They’re in my bag

My pockets

On my phone

I made a big list a few weeks ago

Of all the things I needed to get done before I leave

Everything from buying new guitar strings

To sewing the patches on Miss 6 girl scouts uniform

Taking the girls to the dentist blah, blah, blah

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As you can imagine

I have been flat out

Ignoring the fuck out of said list

And with less than 72 hours until I leave

I’m looking at the bottle of red on the kitchen counter

Thinking that a glass or two is about the only thing that’s going to help me get all this done

So what if it’s 8am

I’m sure I can get most of it sorted out in time

But the truth?

I’d rather be doing this

Watching these two

Laughing at their lack of skills with them

Just hanging out with my babies

Trying not to freak out at how they’re growing every minute

That I’m going to miss out on something they do or say

I’m so lucky I love my job

But I really do need to get them playing the guitar more

Then they can be my support act

And come with me!

Problem solved bitches

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Can the support act even have a support act?