meanwhile on instagram…

Are we friends on INSTAGRAM?

Is that even what it’s called on there?

Should it be, are you following me?

Or have you liked me?

Fuck, who even knows anymore

Too much liking, following and not enough poking for my taste.

Anyhoo,
I am on INSTAGRAM!

Come on over and say hi to me or whatever you’re supposed to do on there

I’ll be the one posting dick jokes and inappropriate memes

So you know, acting completely out of character

This one’s for the lady behind me at the supermarket this morning. The one that couldn’t wait a few seconds for me to move and instead, *had* to reach over my head to get to the cereal she wanted. #pits #cerealkiller #shortpeopleproblems #hippyinaisle2 #hairybits #canibuyyouarazor #groceryshopingblues #jennytalia #ffs

A post shared by Jenny Talia (@jennytalia) on Oct 26, 2015 at 9:37am PDT

 

Dinner's ready!! 🍳 #cookingwithwine 🍷#smokedetector 🔥 #imonfiya #fuckit #werehavingpizza 🍕#jennytalia 🖕🏼

A post shared by Jenny Talia (@jennytalia) on Oct 27, 2015 at 10:12am PDT

 

Imma need more wine 🍷 Halloween is harrrd. ☔️ #moaninglisa 😩 #trickortreat 🎃#motherfuckers 🙄 #sugarrush 😝#diabetes #donttalktostrangers 😐#unlesstheygiveyoucandy 🍬

A post shared by Jenny Talia (@jennytalia) on Oct 31, 2015 at 7:47pm PDT

 

#throwbackthursday to 10 minutes ago, when I got my hair did. 👊🏼 This one’s for you @ka_wood 🏆 #bobbitch #stylishnshit 🦄#trimmingbits ✂️#happyhairdresser 🤓 #tbt

A post shared by Jenny Talia (@jennytalia) on Oct 22, 2015 at 10:59am PDT

 

#mesopurdy #rosesarered #boobs #squeezeemifyouvegotem #jennytalia

A post shared by Jenny Talia (@jennytalia) on Oct 6, 2015 at 12:13pm PDT

 

 

Happy Birthday to my 3am alarm clock. #fluffy 🐶 #7yearsold 7⃣ #birthdayboy 🎂 #greatpyrenees #pyrenees #fluffinator #whoneedssleep 😴

A post shared by Jenny Talia (@jennytalia) on Oct 17, 2015 at 8:08am PDT

 

2016 is shaping up to be a huge year!! #kevinbloodywilson #jennytalia #ontheroad #fuckyeah

A post shared by Jenny Talia (@jennytalia) on Oct 8, 2015 at 6:03am PDT

 

Yes he does. See you tonight @revesby 😜 I'll bring my texta ✏️ #kevinbloodywilson #jennytalia #helppreventglobalboring 🌏#newsouthwales #illsignanything #wellnotanything #goodtimes

A post shared by Jenny Talia (@jennytalia) on Sep 17, 2015 at 9:41pm PDT

 

#tbt to last week on tour in #Sydney #backstage singing along to dad braining 'em with #cuntofaday #kevinbloodywilson #helppreventglobalboring #jennytalia

A post shared by Jenny Talia (@jennytalia) on Sep 24, 2015 at 3:23am PDT