tunbridge wells, tonnes of fun!

SOOOOOO……if you’re after a good night….a great night even
You take one of these
(try not to be frighties by my nekkid face kidlets)

Then you throw her face first into a tranny’s makeup bag
(A bit better…..maybe)

Then you add over a thousand like minded nutters
With some special friendsย that bring along homemade prezzies
And wine

And CHOCOLATE!

You crank out all your best dirty ditties and fuck songs
Get everyone singing along and laughing loud

One of the most important ingredients is to make sure al of this happens in the perfect location, like…say….Tunbridge Wells!
And the results?

Fucking fantastic!

 

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