whoops in worthing!

I have played in Worthing more times than I can remember
An amazing, historical theatre, right on the water
Big, beautiful backstage rooms
And a wide, perfect stage – where the audience is really close.
A perfect comedy room

You’d think after all these times here I would remember that the stage is split level

See that white line across the stage there behind Dad?

That’s there to remind performers that there’s a drop, so you know, watch your step ‘n all that.

Or don’t

I wish I had a photo of the bloke’s face in the front row
When I came tearing out on stage for my first song tonight
Forgot about the step
Went FLYING at him, nearly going arse over tit
And stopping myself JUST before falling off the front of the stage into his lap

More than a few people said at intermission, Β “….geez Jenny, that was a funny move you do when you start the show. It really looked like you were going to fall. Totally hilarious, it was”

I’m like, “…yeah, I totally MEANT to do thatΒ and twist my fucking ankle


  1. Jenny you and dad were fucking brilliant tonight can’t wait for the solos , that blokes eyes near popped out of his head Pmsl . Well done tonite !! Was the best shownive seen in a long time . Safe touring πŸ˜‰ mind them steps!!

  2. Great performance, I saw you nearly go arse over but thought you carried on fabulously….even when the tanked up c*nts in the audience couldn’t behave themselves during your set. Thanks for a great night….can’t wait for you to come back again…just a shame the old boy isn’t touring anymore…miserable owd fecker ;o) enjoy the rest of the UK….I wish your Dad luck in Croydon πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  3. i was sat in the front row centre and that blokes face was a picture, ur crack about liking a guy who parts his hair in a circle was a classic too think he was a bit worried after that. great show cant wait for next years

  4. Greta show, haven’t laughed so hard in ages. I too thought the trip was part of the show, hope your ankle is ok now. thanks for the pics and autographs. You and your dad are both Fucking Legends.

  5. Just wanna thank, you and your Dad for an amazing show last night. First time ever seeing you guys (last time for your dad, but not the last for you!) and wanna thank you for the signing afterwards. True performers.

  6. Jenny you were amazing last night (even with the near accident!!) I’ve been a KBW fan since my teens, I may now have to say that your a fav! Not seen either of you before but loved every minute of it. Well done guys – you made my night πŸ™‚ Can’t wait til next year!

  7. Thanks for a great night. I have never seen slinky (Glenn) go so red, I will remember to sort the hair for next time, maybe a bright pink wig πŸ˜›

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