We left last Thursday for a little family getaway time. We headed off to Ohio, like we have for the last couple of years. But this time, I went to the right place, which was actually the WRONG place the first time we went there a few years back. (you can read about it here if you’re all confused ‘n shit)
We decided to change it up this time, because
Diamond & I were waiting for the kids to be old enough thought the kids would love Cedar Point, which was right by the hotel. And we WERE right…we all loved it. (will post about it soon)
The kids got to watch movies for the whole 5 hours drive (yay for Black Betty and all the gizmo gadgets she came with…including headphones thankyoubabyjesus) their requested bunk beds when we got there….AND they were allowed to eat junk food non stop, and blow all their pocket money
on crappy plastic shit that kids buy and I always trip over on whatever they wanted to….AND I didn’t make them wash their hair once. It was indeed their perfect vacation. The greasy hair kind.
Even though this was a different Great Wolf Lodge than we’ve stayed in before, it was pretty much the same. Meaning fabbo-awesome, with a massive indoor water-park, full of giant slides and a shit hot video arcade on the ground floor.
That’s where we hung out
and rode this thing ’til I couldn’t walk (insert bowlegged woman joke here) on more than one occasion
And I watched them play on all the games
I might have had a turn too
and probably kicked their arises.