This photo was taken a couple of days ago in Jamaica
I’d just finished filming the cooking segment (for Rhythms & Roots)ย and my mouth had almost recovered
It was a spicy snapper dish – and as someone who doesn’t even put pepper on her food
That shit caused a four alarm fire in the hole in my face. Eyes watered, nose ran….the works
So the nice lady at the restaurant made me a fresh fruit juice to cool down my mouth
She was a bit lovely
And had no idea that I’m allergic to pineapple.
So you can guess what was in the drink right?
I was a tear stained, puffy faced spunk-rat by the time it was all over
But was happy to be feeling almost 100% by the time this pic (of me doing my best Zoolander)ย was taken
But I obviously missed having a fugly face
Because about 30 seconds after striking a pose, I unceromoniously lost my footing, and face planted into the rock

I’m too sexy….
To be upright


  1. Hey Jen, loving the zoolander pose mate! Just to bad you fell over afterwards ๐Ÿ™ hope you didn’t hurt yourself to badly?! Also just wanted to say that I miss you but am glad your having a great time doing the rhythms and roots show. Can’t wait till it comes out on DVD! And can’t wait to catch up again next year! Take care mate! Xx

  2. and ya didnt even have ya fuck me boots on to blame for the fall loving the journey cant wait for the show ill be riverted and rooted to it lolxxx

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