This photo was taken a couple of days ago in Jamaica
I’d just finished filming the cooking segment (for Rhythms & Roots) and my mouth had almost recovered
It was a spicy snapper dish – and as someone who doesn’t even put pepper on her food
That shit caused a four alarm fire in the hole in my face. Eyes watered, nose ran….the works
So the nice lady at the restaurant made me a fresh fruit juice to cool down my mouth
She was a bit lovely
And had no idea that I’m allergic to pineapple.
So you can guess what was in the drink right?
I was a tear stained, puffy faced spunk-rat by the time it was all over
But was happy to be feeling almost 100% by the time this pic (of me doing my best Zoolander) was taken
But I obviously missed having a fugly face
Because about 30 seconds after striking a pose, I unceromoniously lost my footing, and face planted into the rock
I’m too sexy….
To be upright