When the man in the camera shop tried to talk me into getting a filter for my lens, I didn’t want one.
Firstly, I don’t know enough about cameras to even know what they do
So, did I even need one?
In fairness, between that, and the strap and the bag he’d already sold me – I thought it was all part of the sales pitch.
Eventually I was like, fuck it, just give me the filer-thingy too
He put it on for me, I paid my money and left.
I never even thought about it again
Until yesterday
When I dropped the camera.
Technically, it FELL out of the car when I opened the door.
And SMASHED on the ground.
I thought I’d fucked the whole damn thing
Until I looked closer
And saw that the big crack
Was on the filter….and ONLY the filter
The rest of the camera was totally fine
Aaah….so THAT’S what the Β filter is for
Best $30 I ever spent
I’m totally going to let the camera shop dude say I told you so you dumb bimbo
‘Cause I’m headed out there now
To buy ANOTHER filter
And give him a blowjob hug.
WHEW!!!! And, you know that strap thingy they usually sell with the camera too?? That..
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BB
NOW you tell me…HA!
Jeepers, if that’s all I have to do to get a blowjob … come see me next time you are in Christchurch, New Zealand – I’ll service your guitar for free!!!!11111
I can service my *guitar* myself thankyouverymuch *ahem*
Must have been a ‘soft lens’ to cush the fal… π