We had a family day yesterday
That consisted of hanging out, shopping, a nice lunch, a movie
And 10 pin bowling
The entire bowling alley was full of old people
Which is what you get on the 1st of the month, when all the pensioners are out partying their social security checks away
I tell you, the ancient white haired army were on fire
Those nannas were bowling like fucking ninjas
While our entire family’s score totaled less than 300
Diamond will be SO happy I shared THAT with you
Magoo wanted to know why all the ladies had ‘long’ boobs and the men all wore ‘poo coloured’ pants
Macaroni proceeded to give her a lesson on gravity and the convenience of beige pants when wearing adult diapers that are prone to leakage
We love watching our girls parent themselves
But we’re REALLY looking forward to getting ridonkulously old, bat-shit crazy, and grossing them out even more than we  do now
We finished off our big day by playing makeup and hair
Diamond (wisely) used this time to clean out the fish tank
The girls told me they wanted to make me up like Barbie
I was all, you know, Barbie is not a realistic girl. Women don’t really look like that. We all come in different shapes and sizes, and our uniqueness is what makes us who we are…..which is naturally perfect, just like you two are…blah blah blah
I was getting right into my, “how to raise daughters that don’t grow up to be bulimic and want boob jobs” speech, when they interrupted me…
But Mummy, you are TOTALLY like Barbie
Except you are prettier and have bigger boobs
Oh, in that case..
Carry the fuck on.
Ages ago my niece (Aged 3) told me I was just like Barbie. The ego bubble popped when she said, “Her knees crack when she sits down too!” Thanks kid.
noooo….I would just ignore the 2nd bit of that (almost) compliment!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA……funny OBviously runs in the family…Your girls are priceless 😀
Agreed. No one ever told having kids would be so hilarious…they’re are without doubt, the funniest people I know x
I see you found my prototype…
It’s the REAL DEAL Barbie. I happen to think she’s fucking perfect.
Why, ‘Thank You’ 😀