I did a gig last year in Perth and was having fun
being a dick bantering with a bloke in the front row. We somehow got onto to topic of his lack of penis size, when a lady a few rows back yelled out, “I can vouch for that!”
I’m like, “So you KNOW that he has a small penis?”
Not 10 minutes later I
started hanging shit on was talking to another guy stupid enough to sit in the front row and the same lady yelled out, “He’s got a tiny dick too!”
I’m not even making this up.
And guess what? She pointed out
her 3rd victim ANOTHER guy in the audience, and claimed HE was tiny in the wedding tackled department too. At this point I’m thinking SHE must be a wet bucket was the problem here
So it being close to Christmas at the time, this song sort of fell out of the hole in my face where the words come out – and NO ONE loved it more than her. So she was totally a good sport about
me calling her a whore it
This ditty could go out to so many ladies (I use that term loosely) Like a Kardashian, or a Lohan
Or especially that
slut chick from high school to had the nerve to give YOUR boyfriend a hand job behind the garden shed at Josie Raymnond’s 17th birthday party but you’re having the last laugh now ’cause you saw on Facebook that she’s on to her 3rd husband and her arse is FOUR times wider than yours….how’s THAT for karma biatch!?!?
to all the hoes