Julie came to our show the other night
And after signing her CD, she asked me to sign her leg
I said sure, and proceeded to be a smartarse and write, “wrong way go back”
And drew a big, black arrow, pointing to her ‘woo hoo’
I’m quite the artist when given the opportunity
She didn’t tell me she was getting it tattooed
She chose to just get inked with my signature
And not include my awesome-sauce artwork
Apparently I’m not the Picasso I think I am
Jenny Ink. – has that certain ‘Corporate’ ring to it…