free tickets…yep.

Hooly dooly – they’re letting me give some tickets away to some of this week’s shows!

When I say ‘letting me’ – it’s not like I have to have permission

I can do whatever the fuck I want

My shows

Just as long as I ask really nicely first


If you’re keen to come to

Thursday’s show (1st Sept) in FREMANTLE

or Friday’s show  (2nd Sept) in KALGOORLIE

or Saturday’s show (3rd Sept) in RAVENSWOOD

And you know what? Fuck it – I’ll give away some to tonight’s gig in NARROGIN (31st Aug) if you’re super quick

They haven’t given me any to giveaway for the NARROGIN show, but trust me, I KNOW people

I can get your arse in

Email me at

And I’ll pick some random winners, the official way

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo

And let the winners know ASAP

I was going to make you answer a question like, “on a scale of 1 to 10, how hot am I?”

But it was a trick question – ’cause the answer is 11

So I’m keeping it simple

Just send an email through…, NOW

Get on it!

And hopefully I’ll see your smiling mug soon





  1. WOULD LOOOVVVEE TICKETS TO THE COLLIE SHOW SEXY!! haha…I’m a big fan of you and your old man! pick me pick me!! xx good luck with all your shows funny girl. 🙂 was that a bit over the top?? 😀

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