But never fear, she’s back
Over dinner tonight:
Me: I heard Def Leppard are coming to Australia
Mum: Why would anyone want to go and see someone called Deaf Leper?
Me: DEF LEPPARD!
Mum: Whatever…I heard he’s not very good anyway
And speaking of not very good, have you seen that new movie?
Me: Which movie?
Mum: The one with that Itlalian girl…umm…what’s her name..??
Me: What’s the movie called ?
Mum: Umm…oh yeah…Grey Goose?
Me: I haven’t heard about that one
Mum: It has that skinny little girl in it….Natalie Portafino
Me: Do you mean Natalie Portman?
Mum: Yes! That’s her….did you see it? It’s very weird
Me: I think you mean Black Swan Mum.
Feel free to send help.