After stopping for coffee at a petrol station this morning
We were walking back to our car
When a little blue car zoomed right by us, into a parking space
Changed it’s mind
Went in reverse
And floored it
Doing a massive backwards u-turn
Covering half the parking lot
Almost running me over
No shit
Dad actually pushed me out of the way
It was coming so fast, I barely had time to react
I watched the car pull into another spot
And a lady got out
She was about my age
So you know, old enough to know better
But obviously still too young to give a fuck
I walked over to her and said, “I don’t know if you’re aware or not
But when you were zipping around back there
You nearly hit me
And would of, if my Dad didn’t have the reflexes of a ninja you dumb botch”
She’s like, “Yeah, I saw you”
Me, “Wuh?
You nearly hit me”
She said, “But I didn’t, so I don’t see what the problem is”
Me again, “Wuh?”
I was a bit taken back by her ‘i could giveth not a fucketh’ attitude
She walked off, “…See ya”
What the fuck?
All I could come out with was, “Oh…OK then yeah….bye…you have yourself a great day then..keep on keeping on ‘n all that
And driving like a CUNT”
I’m such a wordsmith
Sorry Jenny, but we really do have some shit drivers here in NZ. Glad your Dad saved your life because me Mum and Dad are coming to see you and your Dad play in Auckland. And it would be not cool if you were in a plaster cast or something.
Love Natalie
bit of advice jen …when you come to sydney …dont drive round bankstown area round 3 pm …its full of muslim women in big 4 wd’s and they cant drive for shit mate …….and they WILL hit you :/…glad ya dad saved you tho …would be a disaster should anything happen to you
You have a way with words…