I just got a message from Diamond
That my necklace from Oprah has finally arrived
I’m so excited that this will be waiting for me when I get home
But not as excited as I am that Diamond FINALLY knows how to send a text
….WITH PICTURES!
This could get him arrested be dangerous
Go Diamond, you techno genius! I’m sure you have two+ ‘O’s waiting for you when you get home… 😉