put a lid on it

So you’re having a bad day?

Everyone has then every now and then

I’m sure for some of you, today is your turn

How do I know this?

Well never let it be said that I’m not in tune with your vibes slash aura slash cranky face

Plus, 3 of the 4 people I have spoken to on the phone this morning have been utter crab arses sounded a bit grumpified

Me?

I’m all good

If you don’t count my red-raw puffy allergy eyes that look like two piss holes in the snow

Like I went 4 rounds with Mike Tyson

That my eyelids swallowed golf balls

And I look like a stoned gold fish

But yeah, other than that, I’m looking my usual cute self

You only have to look at pics like this

To feel better about your day

Imagine being these poor bastards?

So repeat after me…

It’s not that bad –Β It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad -It’s not that bad –Β It’s not that bad

And remember, when you drive with paint in the back seat

PUT A LID ON IT, you fucktard.

 

*thanks Brett!

4 comments

  1. OMW that from durban….ROFL. wish i could have seen that….yeah i am from durban. seemed to have missed that though. imagine seeing that happening.. AHHH man i wouldnt have been able to help… I would laughing to much….

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *