Lately, everyone around me has been sick
And because I am a bucket mouth
I let everyone know that I was the ONLY one that wasn’t sick
Cause I NEVER get sick
Everyone else’s immune system can suck it
‘Cause mine is obviously the least germy
My steady diet of red wine, clinkers & no sleep is a winner people!
Until it wasn’t
Cue me feeling like death last week
With the man flu
That one’s like 5 times worse that the regular flu, yeah?
‘Cause that’s totally what I had
No WAY has anyone ever been as sick as I was
Just like there’s NO WAY anybody’s birth story is more horrendous than mine
Yup, I’m THAT person
Ask Diamond how much fun I am to live with
After being prescribed some great drugs
(That are probably just antibiotics
But I still feel like a rebel when I take 2 at once)
I am on the mend
Better than on the mend
I am fired UP!
I think being knocked on your arse makes you grateful when you DO start to feel better
Today I want to plough through my ‘to do’ list
Then dust off the guitar and do some writing
I will not be distracted
Life is a highway & Baby you can drive my car On the road again
And all those other songs about truckin’ that have fuck all to do with this post
I am unstoppable, mother fuckers!
Once I get out of bed.