dear jenny

Dear Jenny

I am coming to your show in Chicago next week and cannot wait. I have been a fan of your Dad’s for nearly 20 years. I’ve seen all your clips on youtube and got some of your songs from iTunes too. You are a very funny girl. I saw some recent photos of you on Facebook and now I’m worried. Will you still be doing the show next week even though you’re very pregnant? I hope so. All the best sweetie, Phil

Hey Phil

Go phuck yourself

Here’s a tip for you dude…

Unless you see a baby poking it’s head out of a woman’s vajay-jay

DO NOT ASK HER IF SHE’S PREGNANT

K?

So yes, me & my beer gut WILL be at the Chicago show next week

And if there’s any justice in the world

You will be in the front fucking row

Sweetie

3 comments

  1. and you have sung the bastard song to me twice now in Sydney and Wagga (NSW) and I have never insulted you!!! God help this bloke!!!!
    Phil, You have a lot to learn

  2. YOU IDIOT PHIL LOL, i hot asked a similar question out the front of the bank one time by an old lady, after many questions she carried on and asked so when is ur baby due….. haha i bluntly stared at her and responded ummmm,, (thinking) oh yea i have 3 months to go hahaha so here is hoping i dnt bump into that old lady again coz she will be looking for my baby haha but hell no there isnt one

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