favorite christmas carol

What’s your favorite Christmas carol?

Mine has always been

“I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas“

Regular readers of this blog already know that, right?

So, me being me

I went and fucked it up

For those of you that haven’t heard my version

“I Want A New Set Of Tits For Christmas“

(click on the link above)

But not if you’re at work

Or around the kids

Shit, maybe just stick your headphones on

Or go listen to it in the bathroom

MERRY CHRISTMAS!