Did you have video of your wedding day?
But I have no idea where it ended up and have never seen it
Shit like that will go down when you have 2 weddings in a week
On opposite sides of the globe
Rather than dwell on the sadness of no footage of me doing the conga while double fisting pints of Khalua
When I long for memories of my big day
I watch this video
And pretend that it’s really me & Diamond in this magical, fairy land
Oh the music!
The sound effects!
The visual effects!
THE fucking ACTING!!
No matter what my REAL wedding video had on it
It could never compare to the fabulousity that these Russian newlyweds have come up with
Their imagination knows no bounds
Can you imagine their home made PORN?