I got an email with the subject: MEN CAN FIX ANYTHING
With a shitload of pictures attached
But as I was scrolling through the photos
I was like, dude, there is nothing in ANY of these pics that I couldn’t have thought of myself
And I have a vagina!
So here they are, in no particular order
I give you things that any (dumb arse) one, male OR female
Could totally have fixed:
You call this ugly
I call it creative landscaping
What the fuck could be so valuable in this hoopty crap heap, that you had to PADLOCK it?
Your kids maybe?
Diamond fixed the air in my car last week
After I told him that this was my ‘fix it’ plan
There’s no other word for this pic but stupid
Stupid, stupid, STUPID
How else could you defend, that amongst all those bottles and cables
There is not ONE bottle of sunscreen
It’s like they’re ASKING to die from skin cancer
We so needed this yesterday afternoon when Diamond was grilling for the masses
Next week, I’m going to crank out this utensil and just let the shock & awe of our guests wash over me
Yo, who’s the perve sneaking into my bathroom and taking pics?
They’re obviously jealous as all get out of, not only my inventive methods of water supply
But also my uncanny knack for interior design
Eat my mould Martha Stewart
What’s to bitch about here?
At least the dude is FIXING his truck
And probably about to be crushed to death in the process
Who says Lego’s just for kids?
I do, you pair of fruitloops
I’m not convinced that whatever this is, is even fixed
It’s a bomb, right?
This is just awesome
What the point of wearing a helmet, when you’re going to die anyway?
Another brilliant use for an empty Sprite bottle
Besides a bong
This is fixed?
I’d love to see the ‘before’ pic
Who hasn’t done this with a CD at some point?
It better not be a Jenny Talia CD though
Or I might just have to cut a bitch
I’m not sure a slab of concrete would have been my first choice to fix the gear stick on a car
A resin coated Scorpion is ALWAYS plan A
This is fixed?
And these parts, that thar letter box is just plain fancy
Although the note could have been written more effectively, like
Please do not move stool
You dumb fuck
Another fabbo idea right here
Go to the shop – buy meat – steal trolley – use stolen trolley to cook meat
And my favourite
I would jump on board if I saw this little ‘go get ’em’ mobile limping past
The dude looks like he could use a friend