We were just in Broome
In the North West of Western Australia
A really popular holiday spot
Diamond & I went there after we got married
My brother was living there at the time, working as a pilot for Buddy Holly Airlines a small regional airline
It’s a spectacular place to see
The water is the amazing colour
Unfortunately you can’t swim in it most of the year
Really bad jelly fish
That’ll totally kill you
That kinda sucks, yeah?
But to look at, it’s breathtaking
And flying out of there today was pretty cool
We flew in a small light aircraft up to Port Hedland
And the whole trip (1 hour 45 mins) the view out the window is the brightest shade of aqua
When we flew into Broome, you could totally see massive stingrays in the water from the air
Well, I was TOLD you could
I didn’t see them
It was a regular commercial flight/plane
And I was sitting next to a lady that I’m sure was completely lovely
But she was by the window and I was in the aisle seat sulking
This incredible weather & scenery couldn’t BE more different that the Tasmanian weather on the last leg of this tour
But the Tasmanian crowds were SHIT HOT
So that means these West Australian’s have to BRING IT!
So far, so good
(this guy is a doctor?)
This is Christa – she runs the (all female) security in Broome. I know, she looks all happy & harmless – but I totally wouldn’t fuck with her. Married with 5 kids, she’s a top bird. She’s also a champ ’cause she’s lost 80kg (that’s 176 pounds!) that I told her I’m happy to give back to her whenever she wants it
He actually came back a second time to ask me to sign his RIGHT arm – ’cause THAT’S the one he wanks with!
And just when I thought I’d seen a DILLIGAF tattoo everywhere, this lady bends over & lifts up her skirt – COOL! And I mean ‘cool’ as in, cool tattoo – not ‘cool’ she lifter her skirt up and bent over, OK? I like penises, remember??
That’s it for now
But here in the Northwest, you can be pretty sure this is just the beginning!