Talking to the kids this morning on Skype:
Miss 4: Mummy, how old am I?
Me: Four. You are four even though some days you act 16 and others 2
Miss 4: What grade will I be when I go back to school?
Miss 4: Do I have to wear undies to preschool?
Me: Yes, YES YOU DO
Miss 4: I think I hate preschool already