Since I’ve been home it has, as usual been full-on
And in no particular order
(I say ‘no particualr order’ ’cause I can’t remember which day any of this shit happened)
We have been to see the Easter Bunny
In our new Easter dresses that Nanna bought
And I have decided that from now on
Every piece of clothing I give them
I will say, ‘Nanna bought it’
Because there’s never once been a, I don’t like it, or that’s not my favourite colour
It’s just a simple, Nanna bought this for me? I LOVE IT!
And to celebrate Miss 4 staying clean for more than 30 minutes their new Nanna dresses
I took the girls to have their portraits done
That’s the place we’re they bust out all their supermodel poses that I have no fucking clue where they got them from
Are my kids the only ones that do this?
Make me feel better, tell me no
And then flatten the batteries on both my iPhones playing games while we wait too bloody long for the pics to be ready
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And to rival their dresses from Nanna
Are the cards from Poppy
I can see where I get my astounding drawing skills from
The man’s gifted
There’s totally an art career waiting for him if he ever wants a break from the comedy
As an illustrator for blind children’s books
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We’ve been to the movies to see How To Train Your Dragon
Where the picking of the candy pre-movie
Took almost as much time as the movie
The movie itself was so cute
Not too long, the kids loved it
And the big kids thought it was funny too
Not quite as funny as Diamond wearing 3D glasses, (no pic of that ’cause he’d kill me the theatre was too dark) but almost
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And today, it’s egg colouring time
Which, truth be told isn’t my fave part of Easter
I think it has something to do with my house ending up smelling like a hard boiled egg FART looking like the food dye fairies just sneezed their goo all over the kitchen
And even if I put the girls in an apron or big old t-shirt
They still seem to get it all over their skin
So, this year I’m going to save the laundry
And we’re going to paint the eggs in the nude
Apologies to the neighbour’s view through our windows what the fuck are you looking in my window for anyway?
But it’s Easter for Christ’s sake
If NOW is not a good time to be naked, when in GOD’S name is it?
So yeah, this year we’re goin’ nekkid
It’s what Jesus would have wanted