One week into the Queensland tour
And I gotta say, this would have to be the best one so far
And I’m not just saying that because I can’t remember the last tour thru the drunken haze
We’ve been getting some mad crowds to the shows
And of course in this part of the world we have *rellies & mates coming out the wazoo
As far as tours go, this actually a short one
And because we’re not getting to some or our favourite parts of Queensland this time ’round
We’re working on coming back in September for another few weeks
You bloody beauty I say
If you’ve been seeing some of the tour pics on facebook or twitter
It’s pretty easy to spot the ones with family in them
‘Cause there aren’t too many photos taken of Dad & I with other people
Where we are taller
I mean, I’m five foot fuck all
And Dad’s maybe five foot six in mum’s high heels
So, you can add that to the list of reasons why it’s great to catch up with the fam
No longer am I a midget
I’m finally taller than people that aren’t my children
Oh happy days
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* Oz speak for relatives