Had lunch today with Mum & Dad
Managed to combine my 2 favourite things
And people watching
Oh, and my other favourite thing
I love, LOVE being a part of people’s conversations when I’m totally not invited
And I’m pretty good at it too
Diamond calls me bionic ears
I can here a conversation 10 tables away
So he doesn’t understand why I can’t hear him half of the time
So anyway, there’s an Asian couple sitting at the next table
But then he must have told her something that changed the tone of the conversation
I have no idea what it was
‘Cause I can’t speak Chin/Japan/Vietnam – ESE
But she was pissed
Like her face got red
And he starts trying to calm her down
He’s talking a mile a minute
And she starts crying and yelling
And the whole thing was..
Umm… what’s that word again?
Oh yeah, FUCKING AWESOME!
I’m not sure what that says about me, & I’m not really concerned about it
I just can’t help but find that kind of public display entertaining
And if you don’t want me to stare and listen
How about going somewhere private, huh?
In my mind I’d decided that their bust up had nothing to do with their cold coffee
And everything to do with the fact that he’d accidentally put his penis where it didn’t belong and though it would be a good idea to SHARE that fact with her
Nice work dickwad!
I was just getting out my phone so I could post their picture on facebook
When the girl totally ruined my shot and got up and walked out
She yelled something at him and took off
And I’m like, what?
I didn’t even get one photo
But I’m pretty sure I DID learn the oriental word for CUNT