Diamond is in charge
And don’t the girls love it?
Movie night every night
Daily visits to the park
I don’t know where he gets his energy
But they don’t stop when I’m away
He runs them ragged
Whereas with me
They run me ragged
It’s almost like as he gets older, he gets younger
How’s that for unfair?
This morning when I spoke to them via Skype
Diamond said that the girls were having their quiet time
And I’m like, quiet time?
I thought that was only something that I enforced happened when I was home
So I’m expecting them to be locked in the closet or something like I do
And he says, I’ll send you through some pictures
Here I am thinking he didn’t even know how to turn the computer on
All that time spent on internet porn has obviously improved his computer skills
So he sent me through some photos from the last few days
And I checked them out and called him back
What are they doing on the computers?
He said, they’re being like Mummy
Yep, they told me they’re BLOGGING!
They want to be just like you
Oh sweet Jesus
Hurry up and take their guitars off them