Hillary Duff just got engaged
For those of you who don’t give a shit aren’t familiar with her
She’s a former Disney star and now an actress / singer
Don’t get me wrong, I barely even know who she is
And I’d never even heard of her fiance
His name is Mike Comrie
And he’s a professional hockey player
So, anyway – they’re on vacation in Hawaii
And he proposes
All together now, aaawwwwww!
The paparazzi were there to capture the intimate, some might even say, PRIVATE, moment
You kinda feel bad for them that such a special time was somewhat invaded by the media
But, no harm, no foul I guess
The happy couple didn’t notice the cameras
It didn’t ruin their happy moment
The proposal went off without a hitch
And so did the thank you
You know, the bit after the girl says yes?
Yeah, that bit
Where she says a big ol’ THANK YOU
And gives him one of the last blow jobs the poor bastard will ever receive
Welcome to married life dude!