sucker

So let me preface this by acknowledging that I’m fully aware that I’m a dumb-arse

An idiot

Glutton for punishment

And a sucker

OK?

Good

So anyway, we went looking at puppies!!

We decided that we’re fucking nuts that maybe Fluffy needed a friend

A sister maybe

Kind of like how we were when Miss 6 was little

And we decided to try and give her a sibling

And we ended up with Miss 4

No one gets hit by lightening twice, right?

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Anyhooo

We knew we didn’t want a small dog that Fluff would squash

Or a yappy dog that I would kill

And we wanted a girl this time

And we knew we wanted to get it from a shelter

A rescue dog

No more million dollar puppies from the pet store for us suckers

And while we found a lot of shelters that had Great Pyrenees dogs

None had puppies

And we really want one we can train from the beginning

Like we sucked at did with Fluffy

So we didn’t find any pure Great Pyr pups

But we did find this one

Her name is SLUSHY

Which we would have to change, because we’re obviously a family that would insist on a REALLY cool, tough name

Like Fluffy *ahem*

Anyhoo

Slushy is 11 weeks old

And she’s half Great Pyrenees

And are you ready for it???

And half Saint Bernard

You know, like those ones in the movies?

*Please go back and read first 4 lines*

As diamond said

We already have a house full of slobber & drool from him

And dog hair

How much difference can it make with a 2nd dog?

And I’m like, uh, how about DOUBLE the difference buttwad??

But realistically, the final call has to be Diamond’s

‘Cause when I’m on tour

He’ll be the one here with 2 kids and 2 horses dogs

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So because Slushy is a rescue/shelter dog

We went out to the adoption show that was held yesterday

That we knew she’d be at

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We got to hold her

Check her out

We took Fluffy with us so he could sniff her butt check her out too

Needless to say, we all fell in love with her

And wanted to take her home right then and there

But here’s the catch

We filled out adoption papers for her

And so did 10 other mother fuckers families!

So it turns out there’s other idiots out there who want a ginormous pet too

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And now we wait

For the ‘powers that be’ to go over our application

And decide where the best home for Slushy would be

And no, I didn’t know this is how it all would go down

But I’m a dork, and I didn’t check out everything completely beforehand

I just thought, we’d see her, and if we loved her, we’d get to have her

Way to break your kid’s hearts go ME!

So now I have 3 babies 2 little girls who have been asking me non-stop, ALL DAY

Did they ring?

Did they pick us?

Do we get to keep Slushy?

Does Fluffy get a sister?

And while it’s doing my head in a bit

I’m as anxious as they are