Well, we’re not really
But some people are spazzing out like we are
Everyone I see says something like
Oooooh, I can’t believe how cold it is
And I’m thinking, well I can
Like, it’s WINTER
YOU. DUMB. FUCK.
And I dunno, maybe it’s the PMS
But it’s shitting me to tears
Yuk, this snow is so horrible, I can’t stand it
Yeah, well I can’t stand your bitching
I bet your the same people that get all cry-baby in summer too
Oooh, it’s too HOT, I can’t stand it
How about you just shut the fuck up?
Man, how much of a crabby mole do I sound like today?
Can’t say I give a fuck really
‘Cause so far, I’m totally enjoying my bitchy-rant
I forgive you if you need to close your browser window and go to a more happy-happy-sucky-feel-good site
Like THIS crap
‘Cause there’s winter
And then there’s fucking WINTER
Where you’re up to your arse in it
Surrounded by snow
Pounded by snow
Buried in it
And I like that I’m not the only weirdo out there
That there’s other people who love the shit out of it too
And for everyone else?