So I was reading
I do that very rarely sometimes
And I found a story about some parents
Who tattooed their kids
The kids are 17, 15, 12, 11, 11, 10 and 7
They didn’t tattoo the 7 year old
‘Cause they thought he was too young
What – the 10 year old was old enough?
I mean, fuck me dead!
Some people should just be castrated at birth
Oh, and you won’t be surprised at all to know that I read this article in a paper from Chattanooga!
For those of you not in the US – Chattanooga is in the south
*cue music from Deliverance*
No offence intended to my Southern buddies, but why do all the 3 headed-I slept with my sister-2 year old caught driving stolen pickup-tattooing your own kids stories come from there?
Kinda like the Tasmanian stories from Australia
Which, for all the Tasmanian readers, are totally untrue by the way
*ahem* yes, I am touring there later this year
Back to the dumb-arse mofos in Chattanooga
You people make my brain cell challenged,12 month old DOG look like a fucking genius!
And while it was good to know the kids were taken away (YAY!)
They gave them BACK to the parents (fuckery isn’t it?)
Score one for the fucktards in the south!
And the quote of the year goes to the brain damaged sperm donor Dad
If I’m such a bad parent, then how come they brought the kids back right after I got out jail?
Why didn’t they just drop the kids off to him while he was IN JAIL?
‘Cause you KNOW that’s where those kids are going to end up anyway
Tattooing your minor children
Some people defy logic don’t they?
Except for that lady that I saw on Oprah who had quadriplets
She tattooed a dot on each of their toes so she could tell the difference
At least that makes sense
I’d totally do that
On Fluffy & Diamond
I’m always getting them mixed up
‘Cause they both smell like shit like to jump me when I’m not looking