frosty is dead

We got just enough snow to start a snowman

Apparently there’s different kinds of snow

Heavy snow, flakes, packing snow etc

Packing snow is good for snow ball fights

And making a snowman, so I’ve been told

The girl’s cousin came over yesterday

He’s 12, and quite the snowman expert

Add the other kid Diamond into the mix and you’ve got yourself a snowman making crew

Fluffy was most unimpressed

He was all like, Dude – you lot have finally come outside

And it’s not even to play with me motherfuckers

So he waited patiently

And only tried to hump the boys once while they working on their snowman

Good boy Fluff

The kids were so proud of their finished work of art

He got the obligatory carrot nose

And they even gave him prunes for eyes

And dried apricot buttons

I loaned them one of my old, ugly scarves

‘Cause last year they used one of my favourites

And it took month to thaw the bastard out

After they were done, I channeled by inner Martha Stewart and made everyone hot chocolate with marshmallows

Fluffy used that time to pounce wisely

He sniper crawled in on the defenseless snowman

And piece by piece, prune by apricot

He ate the poor fucker

He ate his hat

His scarf

So the Fluffster is in the DOG HOUSE or so to speak

This all could have been avoided by  making the bloody snowman in the front yard

DUH!

The only thing with that, is that I don’t get to make the snowmen I want to make

This kind are usually best kept in the back yard

Offensive?

Says who?

I call it art

Let it snow!

Let it snow!

Let it snow!

One comment

  1. Perhaps if they had given their Snowman arms, one holding a rolled up newspaper and the other, a picture of the doggie washer this could have been avoided…and the Fluffster could have cowered his way inside to enjoy a doggy hot choc while glaring at Snowman Joe from the window.

    Some people are so creative…

    Oh, the weather outside is frightful
    but the Snow Art is so delightful
    There’s a bang, there’s a ho, there’s a blow
    Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

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