OK, so I survived
But our iceskating adventure this year confirmed what I already knew
About my family and our differing personalities
Miss 6 likes to play by the rules
Is super-cautious
And really quite sensible
Sometimes it’s amazing to think she came out of my vaj-jay is mine
.
Diamond thinks he’s Evil Knievel
And lives to go fast
Even when in control of a minor
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Miss 4 is a Ninja Warrior
And a bad arse
With no thoughts of personal safety
EVER!
.
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And me?
I reaffirmed my belief
That while I may possess all the grace of a epileptic, mongoloid on acid
If I try, I can do anything!
.
With a bottle of wine under my belt
Good to the last drop…on both counts! The pain up North is always easier to justify than the one down South…