super trouper

Apart from being the title of one of my favourite ABBA songs EVER..

fuck off, they’re AWESOME!

“Super Trouper” has also become the tour motto over the last couple of days

You can add it to the list of nicknames that Dad has

You know, like legend, shithead, funny bastard, shithead

He’s got heaps of names

Mum’s got some doozies she calls him!

And now we can officially add SUPER TROUPER to it

He’s been feeling like shit on a stick for the last 48 hours

And has either been spewing, pooing or sleeping

Sometimes all 3 at once!

And he hasn’t missed a show

Pretty impressive

I’d SOOOO be in bed moaning & whinging and ordering room service

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Part of me thinks he might actually be making a last ditch effort at the “WHO CAN LOSE THE MOST WEIGHT ON TOUR” title

If that’s the case – he can have it

Cause that man is going to cause a toilet paper shortage in this country if he doesn’t get better soon

So not only does he feel like shit – he feels BAD too

As in, feels bad about not signing after the show last night and tonight

25 years he’s been doing this, and I’ve never known him not to come out after the show and say g’day and sign cds and tits stuff

And his main reason, apart from bolting straigt off-stage and into the loo

Is ’cause he doesn’t want to get anyone else sick

All-together now….AWWWWWWWW!

He’s feeling slightly better today than yesterday

And I’m hoping tomorrow he’s even better still

So thanks for all your emails and well wishes

I’ve read them all to him, and I know he loves them

My Dad’s a bit of a champ, isn’t he?

I might just have to go and give him a big cuddle

.

But not ’til┬áhe’s been fucking fumigated feeling better!

3 comments

  1. BIG SQUEEZE & “Get It All Out and Get Well” Wishes to Dad…Hmmm…on second thought…better not squeeze any more out of him…he’s doing fine on his own!

    BIG LOVE “SUPER TROUPER” you do your fans & family proud!
    Jxxx

  2. If he shits when he farts…..

    Poor Kev, tell him I love him, no wait don’t do that, it might start him off again! Just tell him that I’m thinking of him and to get better soon. The fans might appreciate the “super trouper” but he needs to look after himself. Sending cyber hugs and kisses for him, he’s not getting real ones, I don’t love him that much. xx

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