Dad and I are flying over to Ireland on Monday to do some interviews before we play there in a couple of weeks
Got an email yesterday from a TV show that Dad’s doing while we’re there
They want me to bring my guitar and sing CAMEL TOE
Awesome you say?
Well, kinda
See, I’m a HUGE fan of radio interviews
For obvious reasons
You know, the whole ‘everyone looks 15 pounds heavier on TV’
Who doesn’t want THAT????
That would be me
So if you add in the 20 pounds I already wanted to lose but didn’t
And the 15 pounds that I’m going to gain just by sitting in front of a camera…
That’s 35 fucking pounds I need to lose
By MONDAY!
And today is FUCKING THURSDAY
‘Scuse me while I go to the bathroom and stick my fingers down my throat
And I laxative up my arse
Or is that supposed to be the other way around?
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I would gladly take the extra 15lbs…on YOUR frame! I think you may have a BAD CASE of DBI (Distorted Body Image) You are PERFECT just as you are, Jen! ALL Jokes aside…I know that’s so not like us…BUT…you are beautiful, perfectly proportioned and wickedly funny! If you were a man, I’d marry you! 😉
Now get your finger out of your throat and your head out of your arse!!!