Have you seen those stickers on the back of cars?
The ones that say, “HOW’S MY DRIVING?”
And then there’s a phone number underneath for you to call
Presumably to drop the driver in the shit with his boss, for driving like an arsehole a learner
You know the ones?
Yeah, well we need one
He does all the driving while we’re out on tour
He’s been out here for over 2 months now and it’s starting to get dangerous show
You know how parking bays have the lines that you park in between?
Yeah, well Holly has this new thing he does, where he likes to park ON THEM
It’s starting to become quite the regular occurance
I thought when people got older, they started to drive like my mum & dad do MISS DAISY
You know, s-l-o-w-e-r?
He’s a regular Speedy Gonzales
Just zips into those parking spots, cracks it into PARK
And he’s done
A friend sent me some photos (thanks Ang)
That I think may prove that Hollywood was a truck driver in a previous life
I mean, check this out
This has his name ALL OVER IT
No wonder we only let him drive a minivan these days
But you know what they say; no matter how much you suck bad you are at something
There’s always someone worse at it
So I thought I’d put these pics in to make Holly feel a little less fucktard-ish not so bad
But then today, HOLLYWOOD lost the fucking plot outdid himself
We couldn’t find Dad
But wait, then we DID find Dad
Way to wipe out the BOSS, dude
The plus side?
If Dad’s really fucked up incapacitated for a while
We get to park in the ‘disabled’ bay