but every form of technology I have, has either
- a flat battery
- no credit
- corrupted software
- decided to fuck with me
- customer service that sucks dick
- customer service that doesn’t even suck dick in ENGLISH!
AND
Has been thrown out the window of the fucking car!
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So today I’ll be doing things the old fashioned way
And writing letters
Please forward me your addresses so I can get started
bahahahahaha!