Dad was telling me in the car today about this Russian Sand Lady that he saw
I’m like, the what?
He says, there’s this Russian Sand lady and she’s beautiful and really talented
You should check her out
Google her, or whatever you do on your computer
You’ll love it
So I google Russian Sand Lady
And I get this
And I’m thinking
Wow, even with your beer googles on Dad
I don’t think you could class this ugly old mole as beautiful
She. Eats. Dirt.
I’m like, uh ‘scuse me, but your 4 years old granddaughter could kick this wrinkly cow’s butt in a sand eating competition
Miss 4 devours MUD PIES for God’s sake
This chick just eats plan old SAND
And there’s NO WAY Miss 4 is not cuter than HER
And Dad says, what the fuck are you talking about?
So I show him the photos I found when I googled Russian Sand Lady
He’s like, you’re a FUCKTARD, you know that?
I know, he totally called me that. I taught HIM that word – and he used it on ME
Turns out he was talking about this Russian Sand Lady
Just a case of miscommunication
Between the front seat and the back seat