didn’t take long

I was just thinking yesterday that it seems like a long time since Mum has done something stupid come up with one of her ‘mummisms’

You know, one of those, OH BETTY moments?

Well wait no more, she’s in fine form and raring to go

It was after the show in Swansea last night

I was standing behind the merch counter with Mum and Anne

It was pretty much time for me to watch them packing everything away

We were just talking and chatting

Girly stuff, you know?

Anne and I were comparing perfurmes

I’d just starting wearing a new one, and she was smelling my wrist

Then I was asking what she was wearing, and smelling her wrist

I know, us chicks are weird like that

Then Mum says

Come over here and smell mine

Me: What perfume are you wearing?

Mum: I’m not wearing any

Me: Well what am I supposed to smell then?

Mum: My fart that I just did

We all started pissing ourselves laughing ’cause we’re immature like that

And at that same moment, a guy walks up to the merch counter

Hi, can I buy a cd please?

We couldn’t even talk to him we were laughing so hard

Man: Did I do something?

Why are you all laughing?

Me: Don’t worry mate, we’re not laughing at you

I felt bad for him

He got his cd, but I think we gave him a complex

I think he really did believe we were laughing at him

So, man from last night

I apologise if we made you feel bad

Oh yeah, and for the smell too

I’m Mum’s really sorry about that