I remember when I was pregnant and how I was such a miserable cow
And I remember they used to do tummy moulds out of plaster
Then paint it or decorate it
And you would have a piece of art, that reminded you how fat you were commemorated your pregnancy
And how much of a miserable cow you were
I never did it
I just didn’t feel comfortable with it
With a stranger covering my stomach and boobs with plaster
Then when it was done
Looking at it hanging on my wall forever
I have some friends that had it done
And they’re so happy they did
I think they might also be the friends that make homemade pornos
It’s kind of cool
Just not for me
In other things that are not for me
And totally FUCKING-WEIRD-AND-WHO-THE-FUCK-BUYS-THIS-SHIT-ANYWAY-FOR-FUCK’S-SAKE??
I give you
A vajay-jay on a chain
And these things are MOULDED FROM YOUR OWN VAJAY-JAY!!!!!
The description goes on to say
Why should you hide your vagina pride when you can literally wear its likeness around your neck. You just share the details of your vagina with Etsy seller,VulvaLoveLovely and she’ll whip up a lifelike replica to adorn your neck
Who wants one?
Yeah, I thought so
Just one question though – the picture confuses me
I thought we were all pink on the inside
Some of us are chocolate?