thanks Dad

So I’m having one of those days

You know, THOSE days

Where maybe I should have just stayed in bed

Broken printer/scanner

Broken washing machine

Broken phone from slamming it down so hard after talking to the bank that ‘CAN’T FIND‘ a shitload of my money

(nearly) broken arm from getting it caught in the air vent while trying to retrieve Miss 4’s stuffed dog

Still swollen (and sore) mouth

And as anyone can tell you, music is something that can really snap you out of a fucking evil bitch gloomy mood

And while this song may not do that

It does make me feel that my day, could have been SO much worse

So thanks Dad…

ABSOLUTE CUNT OF A DAY by Kevin Bloody Wilson

And yeah, I know I’m lucky to be alive blah, blah, blah

But after 75 minutes – that’s right – seventy-FUCKING-five-FUCKING-mintutes on hold to customer service where I‘m yet to encounter a mother fucker that speaks English my face is turning purple with rage

So maybe I should check my pulse to be sure

*checks pulse*

Oh happy day

I’m still fucking here!!