All together now,
beans, beans, good for your heart
beans, beans, make you fart
the more you eat, the better you feel
so eat your beans with every meal
That was one of the first songs I ever taught my girls
I know, another reason I am mother of the year!
Interesting useless fact:
1.5 million cans of Heinz Baked Beans are sold every day in the U.K.
The Heinz factory in Wigan,UK, uses some 1,000 tonnes of dry beans every week making the nations’ favourite toast-topper
And after not much googling research, I’ve been looking for the answer to that ‘age old’ question
Why DO beans make you fart?
I choose this one
When the gasses harnessed from the bean roots move toward the anal cavity through the colon, it makes the pressure neccesary to pull off an epic fart
Probably not the most scientific answer, but my fave none the less
Baked beans are popular world wide, it’s one food my girls will always eat
But nowhere are they more popular than here in the UK
No matter what kind of restaurant, cafe or hotel we’re in, you can guarantee that beans are on the menu somwhere
Breakfast, lunch, or dinner
I’l have them every now and then for brekky
I like beans more than beans like me, if you know what I mean FAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTT!
Well fuck-me-dead if that man doesn’t eat them every day
And I mean EVERY-FRIGGING-DAY
Take into account that he’s been in this country since the end of August
We’re talking close to 50 servings of beans so far
FIFTY for FUCK’S SAKE!
Is it any wonder our car smells like arseholes bad after a long drive
I’m not sure I can handle it any more
That’s why today, when Mum, Dad & Holly stopped for breakfast
I decided to stay in the car and blog about my smelly Dad
Sucking in the fresh air while I can
‘Cause they’ll be back soon
And I’m hoping that only Dad has had beans this morning
‘Cause trust me, when I tell you that he’s a champion farter
But if Mum does beans for brekky?
Sweet Jesus that woman could take her bean fueled bum to the fucking Olympics
My eyes are watering just thinking about it